Great for story times featuring books with a name in the title.....
Follow the instructions to find your new name.B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family & co-worker s.Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the 2 evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumboh = farcusi = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dink y z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = dippin b = feather c = b atty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckler = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:a = butt b = boob c = f ace d = nosee = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toesr = doodles = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. [no political commentary implied] And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.